Replacing Drugs, Archie Style!!

 Do tell, Archie and friends--what should I use to fit in instead of drugs?

Why, yes, eating disorders are a great idea!!

Got any more?

 Ah, compulsive shopping--absolutely no problem there!

Anything else?

 Ah, yes, sniffing model glue all the time--great substitute for the drugs!!

OK, that one was a reach. Sorry, I'm cranky and sick.

But seriously, those are the things they suggest--over-eating and running up your credit cards!!

All right, I'll shut up now.

From Archie Giant Series Magazine #601 (1989)