You know that it is
truly a weird war tale when, out of nowhere, you find your
own good name dragged through the mud!
We're at a
K-9 unit training facility...
But there's one bad apple amongst the trainees:
Hey!! Wait a minute!! That's
MY name!! And I
don't "beats dawgs"!!
I also
don't beat donkeys or dames.
What the hell, comic book?
Sarge Crawford goes out of his way to paint me as an irredeemable villain:
Well, yes, I
do "believe in death," to the extent that it's an actual thing in the real world. But don't make me out like I'm Thanos or something...
At least they gave me a promotion (after strongly implying that I deliberately killed Sarge Crawford accidentally):
Hell yes,
now who's the sergeant!?!?
OK, now we're going
waaay too far. It's bad enough you put me in your story and defame me, but to
kill me?
Someone get me
Matt Murdock or
Jennifer Walters on the phone!!
From Weird War Tales #31 (1974)
You the dog now, man!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the dog. I fear it was put down after killing you.
ReplyDeleteArynne--actually, the dog was put down...but he was reincarnated as a butterfly. No, I'm not making that up. Weird War Tales, man....
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