Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Martians Are Gassy!!

OK, you bright want to grab a hold of something, because The Mysterious Traveler is about to break the poisonous panes of preconception that form your little glass house, America!

Yeah, dummies!! You always thought Mars was solid!!! Ha ha ha, you stupid fools!! This will teach you to believe scientists and space probes rather than a mysterious unnamed man in a trench coat!! 

And Martians are gassy!!

Awful danger?!?

OK, now I'm beginning to doubt the scientific accuracy of this story...

From Tales Of The Mysterious Traveler #2 (1957)