Manic Monday Bonus--Jughead's Secret Super-Villain Origin!!

Veronica has a wacky new scheme for supremacy in Riverdale's war of the sexes:

Veronica Lodge, you clever lady, you...

But clever or not, you can't take the spoiled-rich girl out of her groove...

Oh, Ronnie...

She's goes through an awful lot of dart sets...

So the big moment arrives!

Nice eye-roll, Betty!

Gee, Archie, you kinda sorta really suck!!

Don't worry...an unexpected hero comes to rescue the pride of males everywhere:

HOLY FREAKING CRAP, JUGHEAD IS BULLSEYE!!!!!!!

So just try picturing this cover now without seeing Jughead and Veronica in place of you-know-who and whats-her-face, with Archie cowering in the background...

 Give it up, Mark Waid--you'll never top that!!

From Betty And Veronica #259 (1977)