Where The Hell Is Henry Pym When You Need Him?!?

Your parents and grandparents probably forgot to tell you this little bit of history:

Yeah, it was no big deal, really...

"It may be a comet! Run!" What the hell, buddy? Do you always run when you see a comet?

Fortunately, it was neither an H-Bomb nor an A-Bomb...

Perhaps you shouldn't have been so cocky, guy...because the scientist who dresses like Jimmy Olson has made a keen observation:

No, not puppies!!! :-(

Oh, but the worst is yet to come...

Look, rapidly-growing ants is sooo clearly a Hank Pym experiment gone wrong.

Fortunately, a select group of non-Pym scientists managed to find themselves a hidey-hole:

Lucky for me, I had "ants on my Fantasy What Species Will Rule The Earth league...

Fortunately, one of the surviving scientists invented a type of suspended animation!

"A line of living mummies waited in death-slumber for the life-touch of oxygen!" Admit it, that's a great line!

Well, years and years (and YEARS) go by...

Until the year 2052...

Oh, no, they had Deathmate in this universe, too? Nooooo...

But this time:

And the world was repopulated by insect-slaughtering nerds.

And I bet the history books barely even mention this...typical white-washing.

From Captain Science #6 (1951)