Buzz Allen (a.k.a.
The Invisible Avenger) is one of those young inventors whose father died so he fights crime. Along will his pal
Will, they use
invisibility belts and
electron guns to deal with crooks, because
Golden Age.
Well, one time they went on a vacation to Alaska, only to discover...
(See, they're
invisible there...)
Well, just like when
Captain Kirk discovers an ancient-Greek looking civilization in an odd place, don't you know that the leader turns out to be
a little bit evil:
Damn! I don't
want to be conquered by a
Phatso!!
Well, Buzz and Will escape...
...and decide to settle the Atlanteans' hash
but good!
Well, all's well that ends well...
unless you're from Atlantis...
Hey, that's right!
Oh, well, then, that's
OK!! It's only a
partial genocide!! Besides, this sounds like they just cleared a path for
Aquaman to rule!
Hahahahaha...say, how many people did we kill again?
From Superworld #3 (1940)
They're so phat/
ReplyDeleteHey, the Invisible Avenger, surly Marvel now automatically own that name? Bring back Buzz and Will. And make 'em bi-boys!
"The old people will die, but the young people will live and build a better civilization."
ReplyDeleteWow. Just. Wow.
The obvious thing to do is bring back the Invisible Avenger and have him run around committing these sort of horrible genocides and other war crimes – he's avenging *something*...but no one can see what that it, on account of it being invisible!
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