This Makes Lex Luthor's Real Estate Scams Seem Realistic!!

Pa Kent's jerky brother Burt is concerned that his nephew Clark is too big a wimp. So he bullies the Kents into sending Clark to summer camp. That made a man out of me, Burt reasons, so it will do the same for Clark!!

Well, it's a good thing Burt did that, because it turned out that  "Camp Storm King" was really a front for aliens looking to take over the Earth!!

Their plan?

SCIENCE!!!

You maniacs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Fortunately, Superboy figured out their scheme and put the kibosh on it. But how did he figure it out?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! And you thought our society was biased against left-handers!!

From Superboy #117 (1964)