Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Clark Kent, Useless Reporter!!

It's just another sunny day in Metropolis, and a crook is blackmailing Superman!!
                            

SPOILER ALERT--He's bluffing...but events in Superboy's past make Kal-El believe that the crumb-bum had his fingerprints, and...well, long story. But he's bluffing.

Anyhoo, Superman's gotta get out of town. But how in the world can ace reporter Clark Kent get a whole two weeks off from the Daily Planet?

"I can always spare YOU!"

Wow, your work is sure appreciated, Clark. Perry White thinks you're chopped liver!

You oughtta quit and, oh, I don't know, start a blog or something...

From World's Finest #84 (1956), as reprinted in World's Finest #170 (1967)