Hey, kids--
Anyone? OK, let's go!
How do we start?
Well, that's a
doozy of a first step. There aren't a lot of 14 inch conch shells lying around the mean streets of
Kalamazoo. Maybe instead of "
anyone can make this conch horn," the piece should have been called "
anyone living near the ocean can make this conch horn."
Next?
Oh, man, this is too much like
work!
Make a jig or a holder? Good lord, can't I just order one off of
Amazon or something? (Actually, yes,
you CAN order one from Amazon!)
So why the hell would i want a conch horn, anyway?
Children? Playing
unsupervised? What hellscape is this?
But yes, that would be a grand way to call "
my gang" together.
Anything else?
Oh, yes, "
call the help." Such a pleasant euphemism for "command the slaves."
Never mind, I can do without a conch horn.
Maybe I'll just
download an app...
From Blue Bolt #91 (1948)
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