Why 1970s Spider-Man Is The Best Spider-Man, Chapter XXXIV--Aunt May's OHMSS

You know why Spider-Man was best in the 1970s?

Because by going from her protecting Octavius from mysterious people out to get him...

...to a tragic wedding...

Aunt May essentially has the same arc as James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

We have all the time in the world...

BTW, "With this ring, I thee----WEB?" is the second greatest thing every to appear on a comic book cover...