Mandated DC Reminder:
Hal Jordan is the greatest test pilot ever.
Hal Jordan is the greatest Green Lantern ever.
So when you put Green Lantern on a plane to stop some hijackers...
Oh, Hal...it's inconceivable how you survived so long, either as a pilot or a super-hero.
Seriously, why the hell didn't the Guardians ever make him wear a helmet...?
From Green Lantern #7 (1961)
Oh Hal...never ever change. A blow to the head, and showing off your behind is JUST so...classic.
ReplyDeleteHal, you do know that ring can make anything you think of, right? Like that's it's whole schtick? So why do you run around in that leotard when you could be wearing green bulletproof armor AND A HELMET?
ReplyDeleteBecause people wouldn't be able to admire his butt if he were in armor, duh. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAlso a helmet would mess up his hair.
ReplyDeleteA helmet...! Simple, but brilliant :) sometimes the obvious answers are just hidden right there in front of your face :P
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