The Day Archie Andrews Became Foghorn Leghorn!!

Say, where has Archie been lately?

Oh, that's right, he's been down south!!

(Note to self: Make sure to add "not in the South" to my list of Riverdale location clues...)

Oh, how wrong you are!

But no matter the disdain that Reggie and Jughead show...

The ladies love Archie Southern-style!!

And not just Betty & Veronica!

And there's more...

Sad times for the non-drawling males of Riverdale!

Oh, no, this isn't going to go well, is it?

Oh, you poor dim lads...

From Reggie #16 (1964)