Did you ever wonder why Atlantean warlord Attuma never succeeded in conquering anything?
Perhaps because he's rather stupid.
Exhibit A: He's just learned that there is a "surface world," and by gum, he's going to conquer it!
Ah, but first: the homework!
Well, the plane full of hu-mans he captures just happens to include one Janet Van Dyne, so we know what's going to happen, right?
And...
But beware, Hank Pym--TREACHERY!!
Whew!!
And then our titanic twosome proves why Atlanteans were never really a threat to us...
Attuma: none too bright!
And that master plan?
But...
And so, Attuma draws the only possible conclusion:
Yup, you've seen two who can do it, so they ALL can do it.
They don't grow 'em smart under the sea, do they?
[SPOILER ALERT: Attuma did return. Liar!]
From Tales To Astonish #64 (1965)
A "shocker" that will make their "eyes pop"?
ReplyDeleteOh my, I hope it doesn't involve growing to 50' tall...
Poor Old Attuma.
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