OK, so you didn't like the Hal Jordan fight last week?
No problem--this week for Friday Night Fights we will combine Hal Jordan with man-on-animal action to provide you a bout that you cannot resist voting for!
Hal Jordan is on a Guardian-enforced vacation--they think he's mentally and physically exhausted--so they've taken away his ring and ordered him to experience nothing but rest and relaxation.
So how's that working for you, Hal?
But...
Oh, Hal!
Hey--he's on vacation! Don't judge!
Oh, all right!! It's man-on-animal time!
BZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Spacebooger wonders why there are never any damsels in distress on his pic-a-nics...
Hal Jordan wins with just the bear necessities in Green Lantern #58 (1968), by Gardner Fox, Gil Kane and Sid Greene
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because no one else this week gives you a bear fight, that's why!! So go and vote!!
Hal is usually only mentally exhausted.
ReplyDeleteHaw!
But seriously, the man does seem to have a penchant for fighting bears. And not a scratch on him! Or a sting.