It's time once again for the adventures of that swinging, crime fighting band leader:
Oh, Swing, how we miss you...
But what is the scoop on that "fantastic fiend known as The Maestro"??
(Note the headline in this 1942--"Hitler Killed!" Sorry, Swing creator Phil Martin, you're a few years early)
Insult the magicians? Now that's going to far!!
So how does The Maestro pull off these fiendish capers:
Seriously, this guy is a straight up Justice Society villain!! A tricked up conductor's baton that emits sleeping gas?
But then the man just goes too far:
"Maybe now you will no more come..."?? Sounds like our writer got a little dose of that knock-out gas, too.
But going all Wertham on boogie-woogie and jitterbugging? That's just diabolical!!
But The Maestro doesn't forget the important stuff--
--robbing unconscious folks!!
Truly, he is:
Yes, he's so smart. Because there's no possible way to counter his brilliant modus operandi...
...unless some musicians put on some gas masks!
OH YEAH!!!
The moral of our story: don't dis on Swing's music, brother!!
From Feature Comics #54 (1942)
They are the Sultans of Swing!
ReplyDeleteWhy is DC wasting time on the likes of 'Voodoo" when there's a 'Swing Sisson" revival to be made?!
ReplyDeleteYou're preaching to the choir, sir. Of the real answer to your question is "Jim Lee's ego/royalties."
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