The Advertisement That Marvel MUST Make Into A Real Comic!!

This week's Marvel issues have this advertisement on the back cover (click to embiggen):

But before we dismiss this as just a Harley-Davidson commercial, take a closer look:

Road Force? Stopping alien invasions? Traveling to alternate dimensions?!? Riding super-powered Harleys?!?!?!? Fighting the Wrecking Crew?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

Great googly moogly, Marvel, why in the name of Odin isn't this an actual comic book? And a movie?!?!

Seriously, I would read the living hell out of this!! Quesada, Brevoort--make this happen!!