Dustin Hoffman Was Given Terrible Advice In The Graduate!

You remember that famous bit from The Graduate, right?


Well, it turns out that was staggeringly bad advice, as we find out in this week's Star Trek #33, as the away team investigates mysterious finds on one of them there alien worlds:

Give us a zoom in, Cambot:

Really?

Star Trek canon has warp drive invented in 2063 (unless the verdammt "red matter" reboot somehow changed that, too).

So plan your investment portfolios accordingly. And don't advise any graduates to invest in plastics, because they'll be completely gone within 50 years...