Manic Monday Bonus--Why Steve Rogers Never Made Detective!

Hey, remember when Captain America became an NYPD cop in his secret identity of Steve Rogers?

He started walking a beat, and then was promoted to squad car.

But he was never promoted to detective...and there was a very good reason for that:

Of course you've seen him before, you ninny! Look at that fairly unique mustache!! The chin forest!!

You idiot--IT'S BATROC!!!!

Seriously, you're fooled by a hat and sunglasses...when you've only ever seen him in a mask to begin with?!?

See--BATROC!!!!

Geeze, Steve, you're a moron...

From Captain America #149 (1972)