The Kid Who Liked TANG® Way Too Much

Want to be really cool at school?

This may not be the way to do it...

There's liking TANG®, and liking TANG® just a little bit too much...and then there's full-fledged TANG® cosplay that might get you beat up at school.

Let's look at all the exciting TANG®wear you could get...

Ah, the 1980s, when they still thought digital pocketwatches were cool...and a "unique push-button phone with cord"? Future-proof!

Uh, "super-bonus"? LASER CHALLENGE isn't much of a "game of the future" if it only includes 1 light gun and 1 vest. More "Laser Solitaire" than "Laser Tag"...

And although the top of the ad suggersted that you could get this stuff just for "collecting labels," well, you need some serious cash, too:

And remember, you can't just call it TANG®...

It's TANG Brand Breakfast Beverage Crystals. Mmmm, sounds so much yummier that way.

Ad from Archie #349 (1987)