Warning to all visitors to Jellystone Park: talking bears are dangerous, not cute!
We start with a dangerously specific lecture:
Speaking of anthropology, college kids are creeps, picking on poor Don because he's ugly:
But then they decide it would hilarious to go all Carrie on him, in a scene Stephen King stole and made more bloody:
Well, that's not going to end well in a horror comic, is it?
Of course, carnage results:
But Don is not just a werebear (bearwolf?)--nope, he's a talking bestial killer!
And now you know the true origin of Yogi Bear.
Please don't ask about Boo-Boo...
from Unseen #12 (1953)
So, putting on a bear costume means you go crazy?
ReplyDeleteGuess that explains the Nicolas Cage "Wicker Man" remake...
Don Maynard? He wasn't a Bear... he was a Jet!
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