I Will Have Them. Oh, Yes, They Will Be Mine.

So there's this ad in some of this week's Marvel comics:

Wait...what?

Sunglasses ads in late November? Really?

Still...To heck with "protect your child's eyes." I want these babies for myself!!

Yes, everyone will think I'm a dork---but they won't be able to see my eyes, so they won't know whether or not I can see that they think I'm a dork. The perfect crime!!

Now to go and scour "local drugstores"...