If Nightwing and Red Robin got married...
Well, let's all discover it together, shall we?
Wait, your hair is a little bit messy, so all the girls call you "Wild Man From Borneo"?? That's...weird. If only you were born a few years later, Dick...
I hope you appreciate the amount of restraint I'm showing here...
"Tornado-proof"? "Plastered look"?? Those are not terms I'd want applied to my hair...
Also, any product that is also used for burning feet, bruises, and chafing...I'm not sure I want that in my hair.
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To be fair, he indicates that he DOESN'T want the plastered look.
ReplyDeleteHe sure is dreamy.
Have you ever tried rubbing your hair for three minutes straight? I guarantee you it is anything but "ahort." It also brings about dishpan hands (scalp-pan hands?) which require more Nil-o-Nal.
ReplyDeleteYou do NOT want to see what his hands look like now!
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