Betty Cooper And The Economics Of Love

Poor, poor Betty. No matter how hard she tries...

...she's always going to be in the 99%, romantically .

It's a sad plight, to be sure, but Betty has forgotten Snell's Law Of Love:

Being nearly naked is much more attractive to a guy than any amount of make-up.

By the way...

Why the hell is Plastic Man posing as Betty's towel?!?

From Betty And Veronica #280 (1979)