Iron Manic Monday Fourth Down--The Many Loves Of Tony Stark!!

Hey kids, it's time for...

Yes, it's a comprehensive list from Iron Man: The Legend #1 (1996):

Remember, this is from 1996, so it shouldn't be that long of a list...

Yup...

Uh-huh...

Tony had a thing for villains...

Oops...

Mystery...never solved!

Oh, poor, nutty Marianne.

OK, there can't be many more, right?

Of course...

Oh, Tony, maybe you should take a break from love...

This can't go on too much longer, can it?

Hmmm...I'm going out for a sandwich. This looks like it's going to take awhile...

...zzz...

Look, I don't want to start "slut-shaming" Tony Stark, but...

Almost done, right?

Tony's little black book should be named "The Never-Ending Story"...

What, we're still gong on?

...dum de dum...

Not done yet?

Dating your doctor, dating your physical therapist...WTF, Tony?

A teen-ager? Oh, cone on, Stark...oh, wait, never mind.

Good thing the list stopped at 1996, eh?

So, by my count, 5 girlfriends tried to kill him at some point, 5 died, and 5 were either villains or related to villains or working for villains.

In other words:

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, TONY!!