Friday Night Fights--Don't Tip The Waiter Style!!

It's Prize Fight time for Friday Night Fights, and that means there are vast sums of riches involved!!

So it's time to break out the big guns. Shang-Chi, Master Of Kung Fu, is wandering around New York City, and has decided to partake of dinner at a Chinese restaurant.

Unfortunately, he has chosen the most evil Chinese restaurant in NYC, as 100% of its employees are Si-Fan assassins working for Fu Manchu. And as soon as he finishes his Chow Har Kew and fortune cookie, they attack. He manages to fight off all of them...but one hasn't attacked yet--the smiling maitre d' (the "d" stands for "Death!")...

I guess he should have gone for pizza instead...Then again, this confrontation ultimately led to Shang-Chi thwarting Fu's plan to blow up Mount Rushmore. Once again, Fu Manchu 17, Dr. Doom 0.

Spacebooger is impressed at the use of "THAP," "SUFT," "SPLANG," ""CHESSSH" and "SPRACT" as sound effects, and he wishes that I had included the panels that used "SHRAK," "KRIK-IK-IK-IK-IK," ""CHUT," "FWAK," "SHRESH," "SWIK,""SWSSSSss," "CHANK," "SHUP!," "KUD," "SWANK," "CHING," "FLANK!," "CHRASH," "SPLOW!," "WOK!," "SPUNT" and "SWOK!" And that was just in the first 6 pages...

The restaurant that probably got a terrible Yelp! review appeared in The Hands Of Shang-Chi, Master Of Kung Fu #22 (1974), by Doug Moench, Paul Gulacy and Dan Adkins.

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because I crave Amazon gift certificates, that's why!! So go and vote!!