Don't Engage Dilton Doiley In A Battle Of Wits!!

Archie and Reggie have a beef with society:

Now, you'd think that the last person in Riverdale you'd want to commiserate with over such a problem would be Dilton Doiley. But hey, when you gotta gripe, you gotta gripe, right??


Uh-oh. Something tells me we're in for a Category 5 Sarcasm Storm...



Wait for it...








And...here it comes:





ZAP!!!

You know, when you're being mocked by Pops and Dilton, brother, you're irony-impaired!!

Archie Comics--selling comics to youth culture by telling them that youth culture is lame!!!!

From Life With Archie #111 (1971)