Because while certain heroes can't seem to handle a tiny pool of piranha without losing body parts...
Our guy can take on a whole ocean full, and not lose a single extremity:
Plus, there's a giant man-piranha!! Far more jeopardy!!What? You want to know more about this Piranha guy? Well, in the aftermath of Marvel Team-Up #14 (look it up!)...
So there you go. A man-shaped, intelligent, evil piranha. Thank you, Marv Wolfman.Besides, we all know that when faced with a little personal adversity, Namor would never let himself go like Aquaman did, with long scraggly hair and a beard and...
...never mind.
I actually like them both, but Namor is much much more obnoxious...and I like that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Aquaman should've had Piranha Repellent like Nocturnus in "Insufferable".
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