Friday Night Fights--Sound Of One Hand Slapping Style!!

Sometimes the best fights for Friday Night Fights are the ones that are a little bit...one-sided.

Someone has been sending mystery packages to Batman (what, he has a P.O. box??), including the stolen and mangled bat-costume that Thomas Wayne once wore.

So Batman is taking this pretty personally. And he goes to roust a snitch named...well, his name is Snitch. Really. Which isn't a name you'd think a snitch would want to be known by, because, well, snitching is frowned upon in the underworld. Then again, the guy wears white suits with black shirts and orange ties, so maybe he enjoys the attention.

Anyway, Snitch tries to have one of his buddies cold cock Batman from behind...which goes about as well as you'd expect. Only know, Batman is pissed:






Fortunately...



Moral of the story? Don't mess with Batman when's he's suffering from temporary schizophrenia with paranoid delusion.

Spacebooger is impressed with Batman's backhand...

Len Wein and Jim Aparo answer the Buddhist parable "what is the sound of one hand slapping" in The Untold Legend Of The Batman #2 (1980)

Now, the time has come to go and cast your vote for the best fight of the week. You certainly don't have to vote for me...but really, after reading this, would you want to make Batman angry? So go vote...