Wel, obviously, the correct answer is A, as on the inside Batman turns around to reveal a luxurious chick-magnet mustache, and...
Oh, crap, he's a vampire.Never mind. I guess I failed my own quiz!
(Technically, he's a vampiri--he was bitten by an evil plantation owner who was transformed into a vampiri by a voodoo curse. Why they didn't just call it a vampire, I couldn't tell you...)
Should I be obnoxious and bring up the whole mirror and vampires thing? Oh, what the heck, why not.
ReplyDeleteActually, my first thought was that he had somehow stumbled upon Robin and Alfred wrapping presents that he wasn't supposed to see or something.