Why You Can't Get Comedy Central In Latveria

Doctor Doom is trying to help Namor defeat Attuma and his screaming hordes...but things are not going as planned at this point:

Unfortunately, while Doom makes a strategic retreat, Attuma's jester, Saru-San, decides to pull a little mockery:

Great song!! "Doom Doodley Doom Da Da Doom Doom!" Just try to get that out of your head!

Apparently thinking he's doing a "Comedy Central Roast Of Victor Von Doom," Saru-San continues to lay on the abuse:


Well, you know what's going to happen--Doom will recover, Attuma and Tiger Shark will be routed handily. And Doom? He is not as good a sport as Charlie Sheen:



Yeah, saw that coming...

Doctor Doom: not much sense of humor.

Graphic proof of why there's no Latverian Daily Show comes from Super-Villain Team-Up #3 (1975). Man, I really miss SVTU....