Since we here at Slay Monstrobot are ridiculously proud of the fact that we are the number 1 Google result for "man-on-animal action," we're going to take this week's Friday Night Fights as an excuse to further cement that lead.
So let's travel back to early post-WWII, when the Blackhawks have been forced to land on a mysterious tropical island. And Blackhawk, Chuck and Stanislaus have been captured by a group of Scooby Doo villains--crooks on the lam who are dressing up like tiger-gods to cow the fearful natives.
What? He killed the poor tiger?? Mr. Tawny, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spacebooger was dialing PETA as soon as he saw this entry...
Unknown author and probably Bill Ward on art show that the best cure for the no-Nazi-to-fight blues is killin' animals in Blackhawk #11 (1946), as reprinted in Four Start Spectacular #6 (1977).
Now, I can't tell you how to vote. But Blackhawk has a whole menagerie of endangered species he's waiting to whoop on. Only you can prevent that, by casting your vote. So vote.
That makes me feel so much better, I am pretty high up on the "superhero spank" and "Toro Spank" searches. I even had one hit from "nerdy girl spank," So I have a bunch of creepers looking at my stuff.
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