Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Great Moments In Astronaut Relations

Well, it's 1976, and World's Finest #241 is giving us the adventures of Earth's first deep space flight...a flight that includes Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent as passengers on the three-month mission. Yeah, it's Bob Haney.

But the crew on this flight? See the previous post for their biographies. But one thing NASA/S.T.A.R. Labs/whoever neglected when putting this group together? They're all dickweeds.

Oh, she'll be pleasant to spend time with...

A) The industrialist brought half a million--in cash--on a deep space trip? What was he planning on buying?

B) If no money is allowed in space, why do you have a finance officer? What, exactly, is he in charge of?

Every day is quiet day in space, apparently. Music = bad!

You'd think they would have settled this BEFORE liftoff...

Oh, Clark, how wrong you are...

TO BE CONTINUED
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2 comments:

  1. notinthefaceSeptember 14, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    So they assigned the EX-CON to guard all the money and put BUZZKILL WIDOW in charge of recreation???? Who put this duty roster together? Bizarro Superman?

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  2. snellSeptember 14, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    Well, nobody knew that he was an ex-xon. Except Batman, of course.

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