Thursday, July 7, 2011

Seven Little Known Facts About Satan

#1 Motorcycle gangs are shocked--shocked--at the sight of a man with a tattoo, which they seem to think is unmanly or something...and are apparently completely unfamiliar with Satanic iconography!!

#2 Daimon Hellstrom is a dick, part 1--When he rescues a beautiful woman from gang rape, he then proceeds to totally hit on her:

#3 The Son Of Satan calls his dad gay:

#4 Satan has his kryptonite--and no, it's not the cross, or holy water, or any such nonsense:

Netheranium...write that one down, there will be a quiz.

#5 A small stone bridge is the only thing that supports the entire architecture of Hell--and Satan leaves it unguarded!

#6 Volcanoes? Satan.

#7 Daimon Hellstrom is a dick, part 2--don't count on him for help.

Don't forget, kids--Disney owns Satan now!! Dare we hope for a Pixar version...?

Extensive Satan coverage courtesy of Marvel Spotlight #12 (1973).
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2 comments:

  1. Ken BeggJuly 7, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    My impression isn't that he's calling Satan gay, but rather implying that he no longer has lead in his pencil.

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  2. snellJuly 7, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    For what it's worth, I thought the "you'd rather recruit than hot chicks" was also pointed at Satan's preferences. perhaps that's just me, though.

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