Friday Night Fights--CAPTAIN AMERICA STYLE!!!

Well, it's the prize fight round in Friday Night Fights--real money on the line.

And of course, through intense planning and massive manipulation, I've arranged it so that we feature Captain America the same week that his movie breaks.

Damn, I'm good.

But not just any fight, oh, no. We have to have Cap up against the Red Skull.

But remember, whenever Cap fights the Skull, the battle is only half physical, and half philosophical.

The Skull is dying, and so he has secretly given Steve Rogers an aging serum/poison that will kill him, as well. All so they can have one last battle:

Now, remember what I said about their battles being philosophical? So here's where the REAL fight begins:

Now that's a fight, Captain America style!!

Spacebooger could have beaten an aging Red Skull, but he's too busy with midnight feedings and changing diapers right now.

Cap and Skull take each others measure in Captain America #300 (1984), plot by J. M. DeMatteis, script by Michael Ellis (which GCD says is just a pen name for DeMatteis??), pencils by Paul Neary, inks by Dennis Janke.

Look, 5 dollars is 5 dollars, right? So, if you vote for me, you be helping me afford one more matinee showing of Captain America: The First Avenger. So vote!!