In ye olden days of Asgard, the giant Thrym has stolen Thor's hammer while the thunder god slept. The price for its return?
Well, the Asgardians prove a wee bit less than noble...
Yet Freya is having nothing to do with it:
Cue the laugh track and commercial break!!
As we return, Thor is in drag...
And Loki plays an awful lot of Red Riding Hood with Thrym:
...and...
...and when Thrym tries to peek beneath the veil:
Well, that's enough to seal the deal. But Thrym makes a really bad choice of wedding ceremonies:
And, after 4 pages of Thor killing giants (as only Don Heck can draw)...
Cue laugh track, roll end credits...
Now, on page 1, Roy Thomas tries to assure us that this isn't a true story, that it's only anti-Thor propaganda spread by Loki:
But isn't it just as likely that it's a true story, and the idea idea that it was a false story is in and of itself propaganda to save Thor's reputation? Once word got out that Thor was a cross-dresser, the Asgardian elite needed a cover story to protect the heir apparent...
Roy Thomas and Don Heck show why they should be in charge of the Thor 2 movie in Marvel Super-Heroes #15 (1993).
"Once word got out that Thor was a cross-dresser, the Asgardian elite needed a cover story to protect the heir apparent..."
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess if Captain America could do it, might as well bring Thor into that wacky gender-bending world, too!
This story from old norse mythology was one of my favorites just for craziness. I am surprised to see marvel adapting it in any form. But if Loki wants to get all smug about how Thor's a cross dresser he better account for his own actions. Odin's 8 legged horse comes from Loki, and I don't mean he assempled it ala Ikea. He had changed form into a mare and got into a family way with a stallion. That's just all sorts of perv right there.
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....not to mention Loki's recent reincarnation as an actual woman in the first year or so of Straczynski's Thor reboot.
ReplyDeleteAdd to that Odin's flair for fabulous, Vegas showgirl-like headgear and a disturbing pattern begins to emerge.....
...why didn't Thor just recall Mjolnir to his hand? Isn't that one of it's "things"? :/
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