Someone Should Warn Johnny Depp

It's terribly unlikely, but this just might be a spoiler for the upcoming Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides:

Embittered jerk Bob Perry is working in a museum, when...







So, since you know something's going to happen to prevent Captain Jack Sparrow and crew from keeping and exploiting the Fountain Of Youth once they find it, I figure there's, oh, I don't know, a 5% chance this is the twist they use. Bonus: the Fountain Of Age would explain Keith Richards...

From Alarming Tales #5 (1958).