For much of the Golden Age and early Silver Age, Green Arrow was portrayed as a complete Batman wannabe.
I don't wish to chide the imaginations of those early creators, but we had a single multi-millionaire crime-fighter with the youthful ward (who wore a predominantly red costume) and an Arrow Cave and an Arrow Car and an Arrow Plane and...
Well, you can see that, to most DC writers, Oliver Queen was just Bruce Wayne with arrows.
Except there was one department in which Green Arrow was distinctly lacking (just one?)--his rogue's gallery.
Go ahead...try to do a mental list of Green Arrow's villains. See how far you get after Merlyn.
Which is why I'm calling for the resurrection of Green Arrow's long-lost arch-nemesis...THE ROPER!!!!!
No, no, not Norman Fell, Mr. Roper from Three's Company!
You see, Green Arrow captured murderer Steve Bogardus...but when execution time came:
Oops. Then, before they can try again the next day, Bogardus uses a rope to escape:
Well, after all of this, and a few more amazing coincidences (flaming ropes cause him to need complete plastic surgery...which allows him to be undetected by police hunting for him!), Bogardus decides that ropes are lucky for him, and...
Intense study and practice follow...
And thus...
What follows is a crime wave of roped-based felonies:
And, in true Bat-villain fashion, many of the crimes had a rope-based theme: a rodeo, a restaurant named Skipper, etc.
But wait, you may be saying...how can a guy armed only with ropes defend himself against crime-fighting archers??
Seriously. He twirls his rope so fast that arrows can't penetrate!
Yes, he has the power of super-jump-roping.
He also has, like his nemesis, many a trick rope. For example, when Green Arrow tries flaming arrows to burn up his ropes?
Yes, he used stinky ropes.
But that's not all:
Wow, Green Arrow blinded by glow in the dark ropes. Some crimefighter.
Anyway, Green Arrow eventually wins through a trick too ridiculous to describe. Seriously, don't ask.
And Bogardus is executed...the Roper is never to be heard from again.
Still, post-Crisis etc, there's no reason to believe that Steve Bogardus is actually dead these days. Once Oliver Queen is done playing Robin Hood in Star City's new forest, how about we bring back the scourge of the underworld: THE ROPER!!!
Please, DC?
The Roper's only and only appearance was in Adventure Comics #176 (1952), as reprinted in World's Finest #204 (1971).
I want to know how Ollie beat the Roper. Please. Please tell me!
ReplyDeleteNever heard of this fella, so thanks! A new version of The Roper would be interesting. Let's see if Olly can snag the end of his rope kilt just as he's running away ...
ReplyDeleteMy God, but this is fabulous.
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember Slipknot? The Firestorm foe? Who was later recruited into the Suicide Squad?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm afraid things don't turn out so great for criminals with rope fetishes.
Maybe the Roper was smart and turned his attentions toward the lucarative online prospects of bondage photography...
...not to mention the chance to work with some truly cute and kinky models.
ReplyDelete"So you say your name is Diana? But you'd like to be known as 'Miss Wonder?' Okay, sure. Now, let's get you into a hogtie position."
Heh.
(BTW, there's only one "a" in "lucrative." Yikes.)
Sorry, Harlock, The Roper was executed for his prior crimes (at least in the "old" continuity).
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