Saturday, January 15, 2011

Great Power, Zero Responsibility

Someone has made a terrible, terrible mistake:

BWA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Television executives, I accept tens and twenties, non-sequential. The size of the briefcase will be the main negotiating point. (Unless, of course, you can guarantee to resurrect Veronica Mars--such a promise might have a very heavy influence on my viewing habits...)

Reality show producers, I charge triple.

Let the bidding commence!!

4 comments:

  1. I am only jealous because I have desired to be a part of the Neilsen ratings family since 1972!

    and still I am left in the cold.

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  2. Love it. Is that blood on the note?

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  3. Nah, just what looks to be sticker/tape residue from something else that was in the mailman's bag...

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  4. Wow, snell, really? K'ay, I admit it...you have officially out-weirded me :P

    *I*, who single-handedly invented the Bacon Cheesecake and the world's only Left-Handed Restaurant and whose reputation for the strange and unusual is surpassed by no other...you have officially trumped me.

    That's the craziest reaction I've seen in a very long time...cheers on you!

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