Manic Monday--Steve Lombard Has Sexy Handwriting

How popular was WGBS-TV broadcaster Steve Lombard? (Pay attention--there will be a quiz at the end)

"Much more" popular than Joe Namath!! And Joe was on the Brady Bunch, so you know Steve has got to be ultra-popular!!

So, Clark is assigned to make a documentary for WGBS, "A Week In The Life Of Steve Lombard." Because they got tired of constantly showing Becker re-runs, apparently...

This means Clark has to follow Steve around to see how great Steve is. One of their first stops?

And prepare to be creeped out by those girls "from seven to seventy":

OK, here's your quiz: Which is the most disturbing?

A) The grandmother impressed with Lombard's "king-size"...ahem...check

B) The mini-skirted mom drooling over Steve's handwriting

C) The very young child cooing, "Ooohh, Stevie!"

Show your work.

Cary Bates, Curt Swan and Murphy Anderson skeeve us out in Superman #269 (1973).