Sorry, kids--you have homework today!!
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Well, what are you waiting for?? Send in those entries--explain those "super-scientific gadgets", define Miss Mystery's powers, tell us your favorite teen fads!!
This will count for 10% of your final grade, so take it seriously!!
Taken from Harvey Comics Bunny #9 (1969). There will be more on Bunny--much more--later this week.
A - Radio controlled hair straightener.
ReplyDeleteB - Radio controlled hair curlers (for when straight hair just doesn't cut it.)
C - Digital comb and brush set.
D - Breasts.
E - Ray's gun.
F - Directional indicator so she'll always know which way is not quite up.
G - Combo torch / duster.
H - Travelling meth-lab.
I - Cold fusion boot shiner.
J - Random shape generator so she'll always look cool on the dance floor.
Miss Mystery's powers are: To hold all of reality together using only the power of her smile and perky....feathers.
ReplyDeleteMiss Mystery's gadgets are:
A) Lightning death ray/ eye poker-outer
B) Suicide headband
C) Dual-sided pointy stabber-thing
D) The Ying-Yang Hypno-Booberator
E) The Ultimate Nullifier/Mace squirter
F) A freakishly tiny waist to send female villains into jealous rages
G) Window Scraper
H) Female stuff
I) A harmless model of an atom stuck to a knitting needle
J) Portable Twister® Spinner
My favorite teen fad is: Having a baby out of wedlock, texting.
My favorite teen star is: in rehab.
A) Radio Emitting Bee Aphrodisiac (REBA)
ReplyDeleteB) Roses of Higher Consciousness (ROHC)
C) Counter Culture Cookoo Clock (C4)
D) Ying Yang Boobie Control (Y2BC)
E) Peace Pepperpot Penetrator (P3)
F) Futility Belt
G) Ice Scraper (must have Mr. Freeze as a villain)
H) LSD kit
I) Nuclear power Walking Assistance
J) No comment.
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A: SIRIUS Satellite feed
ReplyDeleteB: Emergency meatball supply
C: Combination cape weight/leg mangler
D: Keen iron-on
E: Multiple prescription injector
F: Left elbow locator
G: Combination flashlight/paintbrush
H: Drawing of glassware reminds Miss Mystery to use science
I: Jack antenna ball from 2035
J: Doesn't do much after the first time she started running
I liked the centerfold best in Bunny #9.
My favorite teen fad is suicide.
My favorite teen star is that one kid they're all listening to these days.