Well, if you guys know me, then you know there's no way we're getting through a whole bout of Friday Night Fights without a little bit of Master of Kung Fu action.
I'm sure we've all been in this situation--you're wandering through the Swiss Alps, when a crazed sumo wants to have a word or two with your hot secret agent girl friend:
Well, this is gonna go down just like a Street Fighter match between Ryu and E. Honda, right?
Uhhh....not so much.
Time to make a stand, and go to plan B. The stand:
And what's plan B?
OUCH right in the baby-maker!!
Oh, Shang-Chi, that was so cruel. And how do you finish off the chump? With a CHUMPT!!
Remember--just because you're named "The Rising and Advancing of a Spirit" doesn't mean that you can't smash an evil sumo in the gonads. You are still Fu Manchu's son, after all...
But don't try that move on Spacebooger--because his are made of iron!!
Painful-just-to-read scrotum attack from Master of Kung Fu #46 (1976) from Moench, Gulacy, and Pablo Marcos.
I'm sure we've all been in this situation--you're wandering through the Swiss Alps, when a crazed sumo wants to have a word or two with your hot secret agent girl friend:
Well, this is gonna go down just like a Street Fighter match between Ryu and E. Honda, right?
Uhhh....not so much.
Time to make a stand, and go to plan B. The stand:
And what's plan B?
OUCH right in the baby-maker!!
Oh, Shang-Chi, that was so cruel. And how do you finish off the chump? With a CHUMPT!!
Remember--just because you're named "The Rising and Advancing of a Spirit" doesn't mean that you can't smash an evil sumo in the gonads. You are still Fu Manchu's son, after all...But don't try that move on Spacebooger--because his are made of iron!!
Painful-just-to-read scrotum attack from Master of Kung Fu #46 (1976) from Moench, Gulacy, and Pablo Marcos.
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