Just when I thought that we'd have to do something else with our Fridays...
Friday Nights Fights is back, and since this time it's the KA-POW!! version, we'll be getting soundtastic for the next 12 weeks.
First up, the all-new, all-different Captain America and the Falcon are taking out some A.I.M. goons. Hey, Advanced Idea Mechanics, here's an advanced idea for you: maybe it's time you pathetic losers gave up on A.I.M. and joined a real organization!! Seriously, you guys never win even so much as a minor skirmish!! If it weren't for Modok, you cats would be about as threatening as the Yancy Street Gang!!
Let's give Sam Wilson first blood, shall we? Hey, Sam...what's whack?
That's right, show those beekeeper mo fos who's in town!
Cap's turn. Hey, Cap, what's your favorite 80's group? (And, what is whack?)
One more: Falcon, what's the sound of henchmen bowling?!?
STEEEE-RIKE!!!!
Fare thee well, Bahlactus. Hail to our new ringmaster, Spacebooger!!!
Now I'm off to see Quantum of Solace a few times more...
Panels from Captain America #38 (2008) by Brubaker and Epting.
Link Bahlactus, when you speak his name. Bahlactus Has Spoken.
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