Friday Night Fights--Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo Style!!

OK, let me see the checklist:

New computer fully installed? Check

Files transferred? Mostly

Damned HP computer finally recognizes damned HP scanner? Yup.

Cartoon mice ready? Yup.

Wha??

This week, you see, we take an exciting excursion into the world of Fables. Cinderella, you see, has spent the past few centuries mastering spycraft and martial combat (yes, really). Now, in our mundy world, she has to protect Pinocchio (yes, that Pinocchio) from being captured by agents of the evil Empire of the Fable Lands (look, if you're not reading this book, you're just not gonna get up to speed here, so just roll with it. Plus, READ THIS BOOK!!).

So, unarmed Cinderella, with one arm in a sling, no less, has too take down two skells with guns. Cue the music...take it away, Mice!!

Cinderelly, Cinderelly
Night and day it's Cinderelly

Find the mole, kill the traitors
Undercover, global mopping
And the killing and the maiming
They keep her karate choppin'

She goes on fighting
Till she's very very dizzy
Still they holler
Keep a-killing, Cinderelly

Quite the ballet of violence, eh? Still, there's one cat out there who's worse than two step-sisters and a step-mother: Bahlactus!

Cinderella get her schwerve on in Fables #72, thanks to Willingham and Buckingham. Cinderella will return in Quantum of Solace.