Let's say--hypothetically--that it's 1978. You're the richest man in the world (not to mention an "international industrial pirate"). How do you spend a lazy Saturday afternoon?
That's right, you:
A) Lounge about in the sophisticated control center of your high tech "super-ship"
B) Have a "simian squad" of guards to dispatch interlopers--yes, actual gorilla guards! (What, he stole the idea from Fu Manchu??)
C) Dress up in a faux sailors' outfit while ordering around be-jumpsuited minions
D) Enjoy a few cultured puffs from your cigarette holder
E) Kick back and relax with a Star Wars novel
F) All of the above.
F would be the correct answer. And, you doubting Thomases who need corrective eye ware, "Dimitrios the Golden Greek" is indeed perusing a Star Wars novel:
Take that, you pathetic poor people!! That's living large!
Much, much more about Dimitrios tomorrow, including (but not limited to) Batman versus an octopus AND a killer whale--AT THE SAME TIME!!
What I would do if I won the Mega Millions, as shown in The Brave and The Bold #140, 1978
That's right, you:A) Lounge about in the sophisticated control center of your high tech "super-ship"
B) Have a "simian squad" of guards to dispatch interlopers--yes, actual gorilla guards! (What, he stole the idea from Fu Manchu??)
C) Dress up in a faux sailors' outfit while ordering around be-jumpsuited minions
D) Enjoy a few cultured puffs from your cigarette holder
E) Kick back and relax with a Star Wars novel
F) All of the above.
F would be the correct answer. And, you doubting Thomases who need corrective eye ware, "Dimitrios the Golden Greek" is indeed perusing a Star Wars novel:
Take that, you pathetic poor people!! That's living large!Much, much more about Dimitrios tomorrow, including (but not limited to) Batman versus an octopus AND a killer whale--AT THE SAME TIME!!
What I would do if I won the Mega Millions, as shown in The Brave and The Bold #140, 1978
if Grant Morrison and Bob Haney had ever been in the same room, it would've torn a hole in the fabric of reality.
ReplyDeleteand since i'm sure Bob Haney didn't really die (he's probably living in Nanda Parbat or something), it could still happen.
What's the point of being a billionaire if you can't have gorilla guards?
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