Sunday, August 26, 2007

What's the Better Way to Die

Since the universal consensus is that Superman #666 rocked the house, it's time for this week's poll.

Question: if Kal-El were to go nuts, and go on a killing spree, and he were going to kill you, how would you rather he did it?

First up is the super-loogy:



As I see it, Pros:
*Quick and relatively painless
*Cool sound effect

Cons:
*Embarrassing as hell to acknowledge that someone spit you to death
*"Eeewwww" factor

Than there is the super-whistle:


Pros:
*Not as gross as being covered with Kryptonian spit
*A definite "coolness" factor while repeating the story to others in Hades
*Sorta like Scanners!
*Poetic justice for Jimmy!

Cons:
*Looks pretty damn painful
*Very unpleasant sound effect
*Inevitable Krypto jokes when discussing your demise with smart asses


Me, I think I'd prefer the loogy. But everyone please vote, so when Superman does go beserk, you can help him out by having your method of execution ready to go.

2 comments:

  1. I think the whistle is more clever and more classy.

    SO SISKOID HATH VOTED!

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  2. Kryptonite spear.
    Gold Kryptonite, hand delivered by Kal-el himself.

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