Now that you're awake, it's time to use this week's Friday Night Fights to retain my status as the number one Google result for "Man-on-animal action."
It's the jungle, and some idiots get themselves cornered by a tiger...
Spacebooger, like Monty Python, asks, "A tiger?!? In Africa?!?" But this isn't Africa...it's an uncharted island settled by ancient Mayans, and a ship carrying zoo animals crashed there, and...oh, don't worry, it's just Tarzan.
Tarzan kills a tiger with his bare hands thanks to Joe Kubert (script and layouts) and Franc Reyes (finished art and inks) in Tarzan #242 (1975)
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Hello--Tarzan killed a tiger with his bare hands!! What more can you want?!? So go vote!!
But...but they're endangered!
ReplyDeleteTigers actually deserve being killed, they are cowardly beasts
DeleteThat is amazing, those heynous beasts must be, all of them, fully exterminated.
DeleteYes, but at the time when the story was set, they weren't...
ReplyDeleteWonderful image, a brave man dominates a cowardly beast, an animal that doesn't deserve to live.
ReplyDeleteFor this cowardly predator, his extraordinary strength was worthless. A man of courage simply broke two vertebrae around his neck with an embrace and liquidated him.
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