Saturday, April 12, 2008

Lifestyles of the Rich and Evil

Let's say--hypothetically--that it's 1978. You're the richest man in the world (not to mention an "international industrial pirate"). How do you spend a lazy Saturday afternoon?

Eat your heart out, Bill Gates!That's right, you:
A) Lounge about in the sophisticated control center of your high tech "super-ship"
B) Have a "simian squad" of guards to dispatch interlopers--yes, actual gorilla guards! (What, he stole the idea from Fu Manchu??)
C) Dress up in a faux sailors' outfit while ordering around be-jumpsuited minions
D) Enjoy a few cultured puffs from your cigarette holder
E) Kick back and relax with a Star Wars novel
F) All of the above.

F would be the correct answer. And, you doubting Thomases who need corrective eye ware, "Dimitrios the Golden Greek" is indeed perusing a Star Wars novel:

Splinter of the Mind's Eye?? the Take that, you pathetic poor people!! That's living large!

Much, much more about Dimitrios tomorrow, including (but not limited to) Batman versus an octopus AND a killer whale--AT THE SAME TIME!!

What I would do if I won the Mega Millions, as shown in The Brave and The Bold #140, 1978

2 comments:

rob! said...

if Grant Morrison and Bob Haney had ever been in the same room, it would've torn a hole in the fabric of reality.

and since i'm sure Bob Haney didn't really die (he's probably living in Nanda Parbat or something), it could still happen.

Captain Infinity said...

What's the point of being a billionaire if you can't have gorilla guards?