Then, in January 1946, this showed up on newsstands:
Oh, Keeper...
It wasn't that unusual for a headliner to get their own book back in the day. And Quality was especially enamored of the tactic, with Doll Man, Blackhawk, Plastic Man, Uncle Sam and the Barker getting their own quarterly (more or less) titles while maintaining their status as headliner in the bi-monthly (more or less) anthology titles. Hey, when you have hit characters, you want to maximize their exposure!!
What does this mean for us? Well, it means that instead of a single 15-page story every quarter(ish), we now have one or two 15-pagers in Hit Comics and a 12, 11 and 14-pager in Kid's own title each quarter!! Plus, text pieces!!
Yes, I will be dealing with text adventures of Kid Eternity. Because I am a loser.
In terms of the stories themselves? I'm not reading too far ahead, but based on what I've seen, the need for many, many more stories means that we will soon encounter a) lots more repetition in summoning; b) some decrease in, well, the quality of the storytelling. Those 3 of 4 pages make a big difference!!
It also means that, occasionally, I'll be doing two Kid Eternity posts a week, because I'd like to finish this project before I die.
So, let's take a dive into the first story from Kid Eternity #1 (1946). Kid is studying, so he knows whom to call when trouble strikes.
What the what?
Wait...there are modern men who remember what was written in books destroyed in the Library at Alexandria?!?
Well, shorter stories mean ramping up the ridiculous coincidences, so the Thuggoths pick the exact time Kid Eternity asked about them to make their move!
Two dead!!
You realize that you have absolutely nothing to base this on, Kid?!?
So, wait...there were only 3 authorities on ancient Egypt in the whole world?!?
Kid gets to Cairo...but is he too late?
Time for...
Atlas!! This is his second summons...
Still, they were too late to save Sir Alfred...but he lasts long enough to give a dying clue!
Well, the pyramid's a right colorful place...
...but it's full of Thuggoths!
Kid manages to hold him off long enough to call on...
William Tell!!
OUCH!!
Kid goes deep into the pyramid...
But he doesn't speak Thuggoth!! What are schools coming to these days?!?
Fortunately...
Johann Schleyer!! Who did indeed invent an early attempt at a universal language!! Good call, Kid!
You've brought in the brains...now it's time for the muscle!!
Tiglath IV!! Um, who??
Hard to say for sure, as there were several kings named Tiglath-Pileser, and Tiglath-Pilesar III was sometimes called Tiglath-Pilesar IV, and...
Look, he's a big guy with a sword. Just deal with it!
King Tut!!
Sadly, the creators are out of space, so the ending is kind of rushed without any damned explanations!
We're kind of in the same shoes as Mr. Keeper, because we really don't know what the frak happened. We never see Tut battling the Thuggoths, or what he does, or how he beats them, or anything, really.
Seriously, was one torch all that was needed all along? Was there magic, or lost science of the ancients involved? What the hell, guys?
The end.
Well, that was a pretty lame story, chock full of coincidence, illogical leaps, and not bothering to show us the actual ending.. At least there were a few cool summons.
And after 15 stories...
Achilles | 1 |
Antony, Marc | 1 |
Atlas | 2 |
Barry's father | 1 |
Bernhardt, Sarah | 1 |
Blackhawk | 1 |
Boone, Daniel | 1 |
Bunyan, Paul | 1 |
Canary, Martha “Calamity” | 1 |
Cody, “Buffalo” Bill | 1 |
Columbus | 1 |
Corbett, Jim | 1 |
Custer, George Armstrong | 1 |
de Leon, Ponce | 1 |
Don Quixote | 1 |
Emery | 1 |
Griffiths, Albert | 1 |
Hercules | 1 |
Hickok, Wild Bill | 1 |
Holmes, Sherlock | 1 |
Houdini | 1 |
Hyer, Tom | 1 |
Jackson, Andrew | 1 |
Jeffries, Jim | 1 |
Kidd, William | 1 |
King Arthur | 1 |
Leander | 1 |
Mercury | 3 |
Murphy, Charles | 1 |
Napoleon | 1 |
Noah | 1 |
Nobody | 1 |
Osceola | 1 |
Pheidippides | 1 |
Pinkerton, Allan | 1 |
Plastic Man | 1 |
Prometheus | 1 |
Robin Hood | 1 |
Samson | 2 |
Schleyer, Johann | 1 |
Solomon | 1 |
Sullivan, John L. | 1 |
Tell, William | 1 |
Thor | 1 |
Thurston, Howard | 1 |
Tiglath IV | 1 |
Tut-ankh-amen | 1 |
Vercingetorix | 1 |
Washington, George | 1 |
Webster, Daniel | 1 |
Zbyzko, Stanislaus | 1 |
Next--Kid meets the Amazons. It goes worse than you might think.