The Flash Learns To Do Handstands!

Some dickweed aliens are trying to conquer Earth, because it's Tuesday, and they sent an "energy projection" to take out the Flash:

I really need a weapon that fires force bolts that turn people upside down!

Uh-oh!

I hope Malcolm Gladwell is taking notes here...

Let's see them do this on the Flash TV show...nah, that Barry Allen can never figure out anything for himself...

From Flash #131 (1962)

Because You've Always Wanted To See Steve Ditko Draw A Werewolf!

From Creepy #12 (1966):

Fortunately, the werewolf did not go on to lecture us on objectivism...

Friday Night Fights--Fall, Blast You Style!!

This week on Friday Night Fights, the immovable object meets the unstoppable force!

The Hulk has stumbled upon a circus, and of course Fred J. Dukes is working there!

Hulk Vs. Blob--fight!!

Runt indeed!!

Spacebooger is really upset that Deadpool got a solo movie and not Blob.

Big vs. fat is from Marvel Fanfare #7 (1983), by Steven Grant, Joe Barney, and George Freeman

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Hulk won by being smart! That deserves a reward! So go and vote!!

The Trial Of The Incredible Hulk!

Mr. Hulk...earlier you had testified that:

Yet now we have you on record as saying:

Well? Which is it, sir? The jury is waiting to hear--answer the question!! Beans or hot dogs?!?

From Incredible Hulk #182 (1974) & Marvel Fanfare #7 (1983)

Namor--Beautiful But Dumb!

Look, let's be blunt. Namor is stupid.

I mean, sure, he's big, and powerful, and one gorgeous hunk or mer-mutant:

That panel was just for you, Sally...

Anyway, as you read (if you could take your eyes of those rippling muscles), Subby is after Attuma.

By no small coincidence (since this is their book, after all), the Avengers are after him too:

Well, that's it, right? Attuma is rousted by the Avengers' B-Team, and the Sub-Mariner is there and pissed. The warlord is done for, right?

Sadly, no. Because Namor=stupid. And Attuma knows it:

Yup. Namor falls for the most ridiculous trick in the book. And during the melee, Attuma gets away with the super-scientific device he's stolen. So well played, Prince of the Seas!!

It's too late to do much good, but at least Wonder Man can give Namor some educatin'...from the School Of Hard Fists!!

Sigh...why are all the beautiful ones so stupid?

From Avengers #155 (1977)